News You Can Bruise for 2003 March 18

They took the Intraspect sign down today from the building where I work. I guess Intraspect wasn't paying their top-of-the-building sign rent. In this tragic photo, only the "ct" "ect" of the company's name remains. They were putting the letters into an enormous wooden box on the back of a crane. I wonder what's going to happen to them. eBay? Collecting dust in a junkyard somewhere?

Who might be interested in acquiring the letters? (assuming they're willing to use the Intraspect logo as an O)

• Mr. T, for his private detective agency: INSPECTOR T
• A fast food Mexican restaurant: TACO SPRINT
• The hemp lobby: STONER PAC
• Good Vibrations: PORN ETC
• Apple fanatics: A PC IS ROTTEN
• They already have a sign on their building just across the office park from my building, but they could replace it with recycled letters: STENTOR
• Mike Popovic, for his roadside stand that sells fresh baby Maine lobsters: PINCER TOTS
• An exterminator: INSECT TRAP
• A death metal band: PAIN ROT SECT
• Makers of Jello molds in the shapes of Carreras, Domingo, and Pavarotti: TENOR ASPIC
• And many more!