News You Can Bruise for 2003 May 28

Nick Moffitt writes:

You obviously didn't grow up in the Pacific NorthWest. A killer whale is not a whale. It is actually the largest member of the dolphin family. I still maintain that there is no such thing as a whale/dolphin hybrid, and challenge you to prove me wrong.

Lousy killer whales! I knew there was a reason why I didn't like them! They're actually dolphins in disguise!