News You Can Bruise for 2003 June 15

I don't know if a European audience will get the jokes in my Europython configuration talk (not all jokes present in the online version). Eg. do Europeans know enough about Godzilla that they will realize my little Godzilla skit is a) a skit, and b) funny? I need new jokes. Maybe I should just do without jokes, or come up with them while in Belgium.

Also, what has the same sort of semiarbitrary, dependency-ridden semantics as a ZIP code, but Europeans know what it is?