News You Can Bruise for 2003 July 15

I forgot to mention that when I met with Jarno, he gave me a cute refrigerator magnet shaped like a patriotic moose, with the Finnish flag painted on its abdomen. "We come in peace," he [Jarno] said. The moose was a mysterious wrapped gift, and I was planning to open it when I got home, but I had to open it up in the Brussels airport and show it to the security woman, lest she think it was a drug. A cute picture will arise with the dawning of a new era of Internet access at my home, an event which could be mere years away.