News You Can Bruise for 2003 July 3

The entries are pretty thin on the ground these days because Leonard (my uncle) moved out of the house and took the DSL with him, so I must peck into the Hiptop or goldbrick from work. Coming soon, I hope: the meta-review of hot sauces which either tells you how to determine on sight whether a particular hot sauce is worth your money, or gratuitiously insults your taste if it's different from mine.