News You Can Bruise for 2003 November 14

From seth-trips, I encourage you to petition for late(r)-night BART service.

Update: Nick says the problem is mainly technological, so clearly what we need is to petition the laws of physics themselves.

While trying to look up a cocktail name for Sumana, I found the best name for a drink ever: I'm Busy, Drink This. I thought the narrator of the drink name was the uncaring lush mother placating her child with booze, but the prosaic reality is that it's the drinking equivalent of not being able to enter your initials for the high score before the timer runs out.