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Mon Nov 24 2003 10:03 The Pizza In Little Rock Is No Good:
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
- PROPRIETOR, a purveyor of pizza
- CUSTOMER, would-be consumer of same
ACT I
SCENE I
[The scene: a pizza store.]
Proprietor: Good morrow to you, sir!
Customer: The same to you, sir.
Prop.: Welcome to my quality pizza-serving establishment. How may I assist you?
Cust.: Your finest "pizza", if you would.
Prop.: Certainly.
ACT I
SCENE II
[The same store, later. CUSTOMER is seated.]
Proprietor: All right, who has the nachos?
Customer: Nachos? You must have misheard me. I ordered a pizza!
Prop.: Pizza? You must mean "nachos with tomato sauce and pizza toppings".
Cust.: I shall never dine here again! [Arise and exit.]
Prop.: [Calling out] Good luck with the take-out pizza you're planning to get instead! It has the same crappy crust!
Disclaimer: I have not yet eaten at Damgoode Pies (sic), so there might still be hope for pizza in Little Rock.