News You Can Bruise for 2003 November 4

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I forgot to pack my electric razor (I did pack the recharging cord!), so I am de facto growing a beard. My face's general attitude towards beards is that they are a silly fad which should not be encouraged. I anticipate the beard will stop growing in about a week, giving me the look of a crude farm hand or forty-niner.