News You Can Bruise for 2003 August 22

It's good to see that Greg is putting ink to paper again. Perhaps he will also invent the successor to the smiley.

"Who ever would have thought we would see a US president represented in a GI Joe like figure!!"

Well, how about the John F. Kennedy actual GI Joe figure? Or the Dwight D. Eisenhower actual GI Joe figure? Or the George Washington actual GI Joe figure?

Coming soon: Jimmy Carter Nuclear Sub Engineer action figure. Also the Zachary Taylor figure, with real annexing action.

My mother wrote her aunt's obituary.