News You Can Bruise for 2004 March 3

(2) Wed Mar 03 2004 16:22 Official Crummy.com Licensed Joke Product:

Q: What pet does a vampire keep?
A: A coffinfish!

I can't believe Big Book Of Jokes For Kids didn't accept that joke.

Comments:: Posted by Brian Danger Hicks at Fri Mar 05 2004 00:53

If you have a predictable interviewer and a predictable interviewee, what's the point of the interview?

Posted by The Coffinfish at Fri Mar 05 2004 00:59

An empty exercise in formalism! A collusion to form a two-person echo chamber, or an agreement between interviewer and interviewee to talk past each other so each can get in their shopworn talking points! What do I win?