News You Can Bruise for 2004 May 3

I'm in a bad mood, but at least I made Alyson happy.

Want your life to be a shallow imitation of Jake's? Afraid someone might take seriously your ironically-purchased thrift store t-shirts? Have we got a deal for you. (From cl)

Tonight I reached a NewsBruiser milestone (by popular demand, you can now change the look of the notebook front page with templates), and tried my hand at baklava. I don't like wimpy dry baklava, so I packed it full of walnuts, dates, and shaved chocolate. It turned out pretty well, I think.