News You Can Bruise for 2005 January 5

(3) Wed Jan 05 2005 13:30 Spot The Villain:

Having trouble figuring out which guest star in a Star Trek spinoff is the villain? Just keep around this list of self-justifying catchphrases. Use of any phrase on the list is guaranteed to identify the speaker as the villain of the episode:

"We had no choice!"
"It was the will of the people!"
"Don't you see?"
And my personal favorite, "I am the Federation!"

Comments:: Posted by Kristofer Straub at Wed Jan 05 2005 18:10

What if due to an acausal chronoton pulse, the Federation became a single benevolent entity? And the Enterprise crew had to convince it to disassociate back into its respective worlds and peoples?

Posted by Leonard at Wed Jan 05 2005 18:25

That would be awesome, sort of an anti-Borg. But suerly the Enterprise crew would themselves become part of this entity, and it would be up to the Switzerland of the day to fix things up.

Posted by Kristofer Straub at Wed Jan 05 2005 20:03

The Metrons will have their day.

News You Can Bruise for 2005 January 5

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