News You Can Bruise for 2005 February 26

(Almost) done with the mysterious and spooky project. Ahead of schedule, too. Now I've got this big adrenaline rush left over from my rush to finish it that I'm not sure what to do with. The solution: rocksurfing! The incredible new sport that combines rock climbing, windsurfing, and sluicing for gold! It's extreme cubed!