News You Can Bruise for 2005 July 2

Permalink [No comments] Go Now And Smite The Crudites, Who Have Displeased Me:

Spent the whole day cooking for tomorrow's blowout. Way more people claim to be showing up than I planned for, but I am prepared. Tomorrow I just have to make simple things like the guacamole and the crudite dip. I have decided to pronounce "crudite" like it's the name of an Old Testament tribe.

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