News You Can Bruise for 2005 August 10

Continuing the trend of Ka-Ping Yee coming up with stuff that's obviously a total ripoff of my stuff, yet cooler, is Regender, which eats gender the way the Eater of Meaning eats... meaning. I especially like what it did to my Etiquette entry:

"If a man has a title of his own, he should be addressed as Dr. Michael Wilma." Even if that's not his name.

Update: I also like what it did to the part of this entry where I quote its output.