News You Can Bruise for 2005 October 29

Sat Oct 29 2005 19:55:

"They say an axe murderer lived in this sentence once," says Giblets. "But he killed all references to himself."

Best self-reference I've seen in a long time.

Sat Oct 29 2005 21:57:

Sometimes, swirling patterns form in the Tar Pit From Hell.