News You Can Bruise for 2006 March 24

If you have samosas but no samosa sauce, use apricot jam, melted in the microwave. Kind of like the tamarind-based samosa sauce.

I developed a samosa song which I sing when I'm awaiting samosas. It goes: "Samosa!" Except you say it on the fourth beat of the measure. I think it could be the next "Tequila".