News You Can Bruise for 2006 March 31

Factitious's constraints:

• The strip should start with a bad pun, and deal with the repercussions of that pun.
• At least three panels must be in languages other than English; understanding them should be helpful but not necessary for appreciating the comic.
• Cat wins.

With further ado, the comic:

Tomorrow: Kevan's constraints, if I have time.

BlinkenSisters: Hunt for the Lost Pixels. A 2D platform game, a huge download due to embedded OGG files and graphics. Is it worth the download? No, not really. But the mechanics aren't bad. Your character jumps (and looks) kind of like the Princess in SMB 2, which I've always felt was a vastly underused mechanic. There's also a cool-looking squid monster. Just too much a basic jump-and-squish game and not really improved over older games 1% its size.