News You Can Bruise for 2007 May 10

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Posted by Anonymous at Wed May 16 2007 03:16

i once dreamed the devil was in my living room, making some kind of instant atomic bomb in a wading pool, it was like concrete and he was hitting it with a hammer to try and set it off, and he hit his thumb and tried to blame it on the bomb, saying "this thing needs lubrication!"

i said "it can't need lubrication, it's solid state, it has no moving parts". he replied "yeah, shut up."