News You Can Bruise for 2007 August 17

Thing that should have gone up a long time ago #1. Back in 2002 I announced a contest to find the 419 scam email with the biggest alleged haul. The winner was our own Manoj Kasichainula, and the valueless prize was to have the scam email immortalized as the third entry in the Doctor Virtual's Cyber-Couch trilogy. I just formatted it as "This Transaction is Riskfree".