News You Can Bruise for 2008 November 20

Permalink [No comments] Thu Nov 20 2008 16:10 Lanyard Disappointment:

I thought this branded lanyard said "TRIFORCE". It says "TRIFORK".

Permalink [Comments] (5) Thu Nov 20 2008 20:38:

I think that went pretty well. When I finished everyone had kind of a stunned look on their faces, but they recovered. There will be video eventually, which will surely be embarassing and show that it actually went poorly.