News You Can Bruise for 2008 March 11

After almost a year, The Future: A Retrospective is over! Some said the book would end in fire, but actually 'twas ice, with Freezing Humans.

I'd like to know your favorite TF:AR entries so I can do a best-of at the top of the page. I've got my own favorites in mind but I don't want to taint the opinion pool.

Earlier today I was a parrot.

"Rrawk! I'm a parrot! Parrots are awesome!"

"Hmm."

"Rrawk! The neutrality of this parrot has been disputed! Rrawk!"