News You Can Bruise for 2008 June 27

Permalink [Comments] (4) Tales of Illness:

My phone rang at 4 in the morning, waking me up. The caller ID said "Restricted". Uh-oh.

"Hello?"

"¿Hola?"

"You have the wrong number."

"Sorry!"

[hang up]

"That's actually the best possible way that could have gone."

On the plus side, I'm now qualified to be president.