News You Can Bruise for 2009 February 9

(2) Mon Feb 09 2009 09:00 Restaurant Heuristic:

If you order orange juice and it's served over ice, that orange juice came out of a metal can.

Comments:: Posted by Evan at Mon Feb 09 2009 16:34

but what about if you order betelgeuse and it's served over ice?

Posted by Claudia at Mon Feb 09 2009 22:30

Or the OJ is actually sunny D. I hate that stuff.