News You Can Bruise for 2009 March 11

(2) Wed Mar 11 2009 18:25 Leonard's Hypothetically Useful Advice:

If someone says "All part of the act, folks!", it's probably not all part of the act.

Comments:: Posted by Patashoqua at Wed Mar 11 2009 22:28

"I meant to do that!"

Posted by Nick Moffitt at Thu Mar 12 2009 01:51

"Only a flesh wound, ma'am. It'll heal!"