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Mon Jan 20 2003 10:08 When Press Releases Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Issue Press Releases:

CollabNet Finalizes $13 Million Funding Round
CollabNet Lands $13 Million From VCs And Oracle (InformationWeek)

development/CollabNet press releases

Mon Sep 30 2002 13:16:

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Tue Sep 17 2002 09:37 Plausibly Deniable Ominous Euphemisms:

Player Relationship Management

Mon Sep 16 2002 14:25 Security Through Ubiquity:

GE Interlogix-Supra Unit Introduces Hinged License Plate Frame For Fleet Key Storage Elante provides concealed access for preventive maintenance

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