Exciting Insecurities To Calm Them

Mon Oct 23 2006 13:04 Exciting Insecurities To Calm Them:

It's another spam subject line roundup.

Be 18th again
The regional spelling bee still haunts me.
This is most modern and safe way not to cover with shame
Cute jiljabs?
You could order it on-line and get immediately!
Usually!
Cas1n0 astronaut
I'd listen to that rock album. Reverend Horton Heat?
into my congressional
Fantasy politics hit spam!
before the U.N.
There was: the League of Extraordinary Nations!
Group exacting teens !
Yup, we're hiring.
decelerate idol
Seacrest ouuuuuuuuut.....
Your favorite Television Series On DVD
I've checked, and you're lying. Come to think of it, "Square One TV" sounds like stock spam.
Growth Extreme
Cancer, basically.
Your money, old-fashionedness
Business models are fashionable again!
Better Future, weeping honey locust
You'll get that Cheerios deal someday!
How much does your image cost?
The marginal cost of looking in a mirror is almost zero?
smuggling mores
You gave them a RECEIPT? Oh Edith, that simply isn't DONE!
Dr YOUR NAME, how does that sounds?
J.K. Rowling needs to find subtler ways to do fanservice.
Doctors: Eat like a whale.
On Big Pharma's dime!
majority finally and paltry unanimity
Bush is getting really hard to please.
Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we diet
OK, that made me laugh. "Lord, grant me chastity and continence, but not yet!"
oxen thyself.
"'Odo, be a chair.' I'm a chair. 'Odo, be a razorcat.' I'm a razorcat. Life of the party... I hate parties."

Spam As Folk Art for 2006 October 23