Spam As Folk Art for 2006 November 1

I remember when that radio station switched to all-talk.

"The army, from generals to privates, upon its return, did nothing but discuss how good it is in foreign lands. A comparison with their own country naturally brought up the question, Why should it not be so in our own land?

"At first, as long as they talked without being hindered, it was lost in the air, for thinking is like gunpowder, only dangerous when pressed...."

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

If spam is like pollution, then spammers should be buying pollution credits from me.

It's easy if -- look, pie!

[Add another Bush Administration joke here -ed.]

I am Erectus, F***er of Worlds!

Catchy, yet inaccurate.

Classical music played ominously in the background as Clarifying Q. Objectively furtively picked up the wrench...

That's what my husband says.