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Sun Apr 16 2006 17:49 The Insanity Has Gotten Out Of Control!:
Now, in alphabetical order!
- A Company Investors Have Yet to Discover
Here, in the depths of the Amazon basin, many companies have yet to be discovered by investors.
- All for your comfort of your home.
To arms! To arms, for domestic comfort!
- A recent change in your personal information
We married you off to another of our customers.
- Be rain throne
A seat for the Rain King of Counting Crows fame.
- Convert More Expireds With Our Powerful Six Letter System!
I was skeptical. A six letter system? I'd heard that some bounty hunters in Neo-Tokyo were using five letters, but I had never needed more than four to convert any expired that crossed my path. Sure, I'm egotistical; that's just one of the perks of being the best.
- DONANATION FROM GOD
Are we trying to smuggle money out of heaven?
- Don't be a fuddy-duddy...use the software everyone's using...
Get wise, daddy-o!
- don't forget to bring this along on your next date
If this were Spamusement, there would be a picture of a pair of pants here.
- Eleanor told me you were looking for this
Is that so, Mor-ton?
- Everyone Need This Leonardr
A Leonardr in every home!
- Expel Disgusting Fats QMVftV
Begone, lecithin!
- Free shipping on a full house of furniture
Why not just leave it in the house?
- Frequent this mitigation shop and find a guardian for better
health.
When mitigation becomes fungible, you know you're in trouble.
- Full of health? Then don't click!
It's a waste of gems to visit the healer when you don't need to!
- Fwd: Offers the most intense grooves in the galaxy!
Visit the Soul Caverns of Pailark Nine.
- Gold at your fingertips!
The Midas pitch.
- Gold in your home!
Quick, dig up your living room!
- Homeowner, you have been prequalified for a decreased percentage
The Computer is your friend.
- If you feel like you're wasting away in class after class and still no
piece of paper o...
The tragedy of the paperless office.
- Is your diameter keeping you depressed.
Spam for Pac-Man
- It`s time to Refill agrarian
Round these parts we call it "planting".
- Leonard - Want treadmill at no cost?
I guess it's hard to advertise a dead-end job.
- Let one of our watches represent your acension.
It's the Rolex of Yendor.
- medications deserving catchword
If only I could think of a snappy title for this spam!
- Oh Help Invest Our Fund
I don't know this hymn.
- One Year written replica watches warranty!
Unfortunately, it's a replica warranty.
- Online Pharmacy. filebat
I think my hard drive has some lurking filebats.
- People Laugh at You? HWElb
But the wheezing, hacking quality of their laughter marks them as objects of pity.
- Realtors, How is This Possible? 3 Trips, 9 Days, 3 Agents ...
I'm not a realtor, but that seems eminently possible.
- Realtors, Who Else Wants to Survive in the Real Estate Agent
Business?
By definition, I think that would be just the realtors.
- The Tool You MUST Have to Crush the Competition This Spring!
Sunday Sunday Sunday!
- The Trend Rider
Not everyone can have a cool Mad Max-style movie made about their job!
- There are over 20 ways to use the Gravitizer, check it out.
Your Gravitizer, please.
- valium eleven
At last, a heist movie about spam.
- VISIT THE JUNGLE, WE ARE WILD AND HAVE FREE SHIPPING
Wild, yet sensible!
- Want to work stable? You need to buy licensed WINDOWS.
But I just want to groom the horses!
- Whatever will satisfy hunger is good food
Ah, the trite philosophy of spam.
- Wanna get a figure like ashton kutcher
Hell no.
- why did you tell everybody i had aids?
Man, you're so touchy.
- Wouldn't It Be Wonderful To WIN EVERY LISTING?
Ford every stream.
- Woah! stop the insanity!
When I set it in motion, I never imagined it would get this insane!
- wWoww..8o-% 0ff Frog
It's Frog, it's Frog!
- Xanax - get it here craven
The mask slips.
- you S0ftWare!
Look who's talking.
- you can have them all (chicks)
Thanks for the clarification! I thought maybe I could have them all (saltshakers)
- Your doc thinks you`re millionaire? counterattack
How dare you presume my wealth! Take this!
- didn't make the alumni list?
Most roundabout way yet of mocking you for not graduating.