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Readers Write:: Kevin Cooke alerts me to "Kidneys T. Provoking."
Gary Benson sent me these, and I added the commentary:
Wann Have Multi-Cum? erf akqh qy- Is this like in pinball?
No Side Effect tdqsjoas sminzad- Except drowsiness, it seems.
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drowsy bavaria - The drug got pretty wide distribution, in a situation analogous to the Albanian fraud.
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gummy the number one salary weapon - I find Ferrero Rocher gives me the edge with my boss.
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super viagrga annulment dismembers - Annulments don't really dismember so much as obliviate. Additionally, I miss the spam of late 2003 that advertised "Man-Agra." Turn the subtext into the text!
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Sumana)
From Kevan (commentary included!):
sugper viagrga $3 d0se jumpy demountable- It's worth paying extra for the emergency ejection system.
slugging Make her happy! qkt ipdtb- Say it with physical violence.
Instant university degree butt- No uncomfortable lecture hall seats required.
stick plaster and ur bird grow bigger cephalic bouquet- Underhand tactics at the bird show.
thank you for registering. your userid is: D- Let me write that down.
Re:Reverse Your Age, look 20 years younger- x=(a*10)+b, x-20=(b*10)+a - unsolveable for integer values.
solomon bragging about his sexual exploits- The Old Testament - 39 Books of Hot Begetting Action!
HEY I'M ABOUT TO HOP ON CAM!!- Jumping and skipping available to paid members only.
No Wait! Immediate Delivery!- What is your name? What is your quest? What is your unique selling point?
And an excellent spammer name, even if it lacks the middle cartoon-frog
initial: "Colleen Colon"