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Monday the Third of May
() Gaming the Inbox: I do have a nice fat new crop to post here soon (teaser trailer: Make.her Bed.for It), but first I wanted to link to an article by Tycho of Penny Arcade. He discusses what it's like to own a five-year-old address on a high-traffic site, and how he's come to view it:
When the viruses began to hit, the viruses that harvest e-mails from files sitting in your temporary browser directories, I declared that Spam had essentially won and that human dialogue had been crushed. ...

The most important thing for me isn't that it is snaring Spam, as much as I hate that stuff. It's a psychological shift that has allowed me to "game" my inbox and look at unsolicited mail in a new way. I'm actually excited to get spam now, because every new entreaty from a nonexistent cheerleader improves my learning filter and reduces spammer efficiency.
Tycho's referring in that second part to his newly obtained Bayesian spam filter, a method perhaps most famously implemented in NewsBruiser. What struck a chord with me, though, was the phrase "game my inbox." That's exactly what SAFA has allowed me to do. Spam has become psychological warfare on a massive scale, perhaps the most intrusive method of advertising yet devised, because we have to inspect each piece with a diminishing hope of getting real, important information. But gaming the inbox allows us to turn the mental tables--it stops being a pain and becomes a somewhat enjoyable distraction.

In other words, is spam getting you down? Start your own spamblog today!
() For Your Enjoyment:
From: Effectually C. Goebbels
Leonard asks: if he's effectually goebbels, why should we believe anything he says?
Street Anarchy Armenian Street Riders
Maybe that's what the Turks were going for.
Does this headline look familiar? gxka qupynxifocy
Yeah, it's from Slate.
get me off that s*** data base immediately
(profanity redacted) Perhaps you're confusing who controls whose s*** database, mister.
So anyone who comes before Radharani to serve Krsna, oh, She becomes so pleased
Amusing fact: I get way more Christian spam than I do, say, Islamist spam. The only Hindu spam I've ever seen....
www.geocities.com/i_pray_for_you_ Jerusalem Temple of Holy Sepulcher
and the only Jewish one.
I don't know why I bother working anymore
Scam or fatalism? You make the call!
Increase Your Length==========>
As illustrated, with "bloop bloop bloop" sounds increasing in pitch.
Sonic makes guys Bionic in 5-15 minutes
I expect a more precise timescale from something as sci-fi-sounding. It should take exactly 6 minutes and seven seconds!
911Skeptics Unite!
We'd be too paranoid.
From: Supermen Superman
A Nietzsche cover band?
From: Helpful Answers
Subject: (none)
Honesty in advertising.
Reactor PEN1S
It's gonnah blow!
Make your love life awesome immediately sumanah
Sadly, this sounds like an imperative from a boss. "And I want those ovulation reports by Monday!"
Are we Insane? 5 adult DVDs for 1 dollar! dO tQj
Note that these questions are unrelated.
Wednesday the Nineteenth of May
() One Reader's Submission: Leonard notes:

U Still Dare To Fcuk Girls Out There With Ur Little Pe--nis? acrocarpus
They make it sound like i'm presumptuous.
if only you had firehouse salamander
That spam subject makes my day.
there is nothing as good as this knight branch
May Madness-Free Polarized Sunglasses
Who wants madness-free sunglasses?
No Pumps, Weights, Or Exercises for the New Year
That's a weird resolution.
Forget falling stocks, be the dealer in Seinfeld's online casino necrosis
I don't think I ever want to have anything to do with Seinfeld's online casino necrosis.
it hurts to tell you eager nadia
it worked for me capo crunch
Protect your family with a quality extended warranty
I had no idea you could take out a warranty on your family. So you get a new family if they die?
Re:Notice of Default prostitute
"Sorry, your default prostitute is not available."
() Mailbag of Horror: Robin Kraft submits a specimen with the following silly lines:

Good day my dearest lusty pal!
I think I have first-class hearsay and great propose for you now!

P.S. Your acquaintances, pals and pals can get this ticket also Extremely Free. Bye, your voluptuous girl!

Hasty tip: to conclusion from this Great mails...

Nathaniel Smith:

Subject: no visual side effect compare to v-iagra wallpaper

I believe this to be correct; at least, I have difficulty imagining how any visual side-effect could compare to viagra wallpaper.

Well, okay, I also have trouble imagining viagra wallpaper.

As if that wasn't surreal enough, this was actually mortgage refinancing spam. Perhaps it is a clever scheme in which the viagra wallpaper is used to somehow alter property values before the refinancing.

From Gary Benson: Are you satisfied with the smallness of your c0ck? akmcudyygenz
and
You will eventually die. cumxiibnvkqx
From Leonard: healthier, happier, harder! fraternal odious gentlemen
From Alexei Othenin-Gerard, a man of gravity: Become a More Enormous Man
As if I wasn't enormous enough already.
Zack Weinberg notices: Atkins Pen|s en|argement pi||s
the magic word "Atkins" makes everything TRENDIER!
From Kevan Davis: have u known how u irritated others? swordsmen biont abjection
I didn't even realise I'd been doing that. Thanks.
Satisfy your.self and her... astronaut
Actually, I've been meaning to talk to her about that.
Try our Dog Treats for Free
Come now, minimum wage at least.
why are you asnewirng my pohne clals?
Why are you phoning me?
Your Doctor say no? We will say yes! 12021
... before we kill you, Mister Bond.
Get help if ib debt random>!
You now owe... 2D6 thousand dollars!
Your wieght bothering you??? Try Phentermine
+4 to Turn Undead, or your money back.
Mr. Davis also notices "names from two extremes of the televangelist spectrum; 'Pestilent Q.Haber' and 'Elvis Couch'." Andy Holloway contributes the names "Hope Askew" and "Hung Britt".

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