Spam As Folk Art for 2004 April

(Brendan) "36 Hours of Freedom" should be a movie about Tai Chi: In the vein of A. Holloway, I present this single glorious spam, which wants so badly to be a haiku that it almost is:

Viagra's newest rival,
Cialis is here, a treatment
for erection and
impotence problems

which brings with it the promise
of "36 hours of freedom" to
achieve an erection.

CLICK
HERE TO FIND OUT
MORE








remove
me


(Sumana) Only A Fraction of the Nonsense Available: Coming soon: contributions from readers. But first:

you could be john holmes

An excellent deduction, Watson. An itemized deduction!

is that your car?

Dude, it is!

Flayers among us

Either the writer plays a Lovecraft-influenced D&D game, or he's a Buffy refugee with a lisp.

I hate the cold
I hate the rain

Noir Detective Baaaabies.

Charlie's Angels Replica Shades ev k mmka f kzanhz

"Shades" and "angels" -- is that you, Philip Pullman?

This IS a legitimate BUSINESS mdtv gtunkwvb

So there!

Forced Matrix = Fast Cash r fp

My math classmates would disagree.

She take a valium, she love me in the mornin buprwv38

You sneak her a Valium, she call a lawyer.

break walls apart with your huge "tool"

Yes, a "hammer."

Oh Sildenafil Citrate !

Let me count the erections!

From: democracy@government.com Subject: Democracy !

Why isn't it government.gov?

Take off your pants and let a MONSTER out vnima hh ya

Those last bits are quotes from the MONSTER.