Spam As Folk Art for 2005 April

(Sumana) Spam Is Coming To Dinner:

dumb blunt portent: Is it really a portent if it's that brazen? Maybe more of a notification.
Why waist your time at doctors office!stoppage: Because of the stoppage at my waist.
loans for terrible, horrible, ridiculously bad credit: Yeah, that's the bankruptcy bill for you.
you can suck money out of your crappy house: How many times did I tell you, there's always money in the banana stand!
even if you suck at paying your bills, we can get you a mortgage: From Usurers Inc.
Insane Blow-Job Madness!: As previously stipulated, insane!
Re: DQQYF, muttered unintelligibly that: As previously stipulated, unintelligible!

(Leonard) Ah, refreshing swill:

Leonard, Record, Pause, Fastfoward TV with TiVo
Yes, I know HOW TO USE IT.
Leonard, car loans approved in 60 seconds
The unsuccessful prequel to Gone in 60 Seconds
The Wealth of the Euro
C'mon ya green wee bugger, where ya hidden yer pot o' Euros?!
Is your family prepared for terrorism.
This makes me think my family is a sleeper cell.
Dx Moment of great savingss on PC programs. Check it!
It was a moment of great savingss for the Empire.
hellfire causes birth defects in animals Too much use of a narcotic
The pragmatic approach to revival preaching.
MY HUSBAND'SWILL
Tell me more of this strange beverage you call "husband swill".
Easy Mortgage Shopping for the [[last]] Family
I guess it would be easy if all the other families were dead!
want to know how to change the situation?
Generic spam makes a comeback

(Kevan) By No Means AVI:

Winter Special - Buy 1 and Get 1!
Well, I'd hope so.
You cannot do that!
> give spam to troll
'supervi"agra for peanuts,
I think you've misread the instructions.
Software it's beautiful By no means AVI
The laptop salesman doth protest too much.
You are the one, selected to receive this unbeatable loan.
Perhaps we can slow Neo down if we make hundreds of copies of ourselves and each try to sell him a mortgage.
Successful people awaken each day...
I knew I was doing something wrong.
You said once you like hard erections.
I think you're quoting me out of context.