Spam As Folk Art for 2006 January

(Kevan)

• Too busy to go back to school?

  No, too old.

• How many CEOs Went to School?

  None, they were all too old as well.

• WINNER redundant!

  Congratulations, you're fired!

• Want to work stable? You need to buy licensed WINDOWS.

  Also a shovel.

(Kevan) Random body text that seemed quite poignant - haven't seen this format of spam filler before.

so cough hurt
morning swim learn
on sit go
of spell give
hour have tell
learn buy understand
wrong watch sleep
With hear read
has begin lose
For read swim
right fall cut