Spam As Folk Art for 2006 October

(Sumana) A spam subject line for Seth: News, oath-despising

(Sumana) Exciting Insecurities To Calm Them: It's another spam subject line roundup.

Be 18th again
The regional spelling bee still haunts me.
This is most modern and safe way not to cover with shame
Cute jiljabs?
You could order it on-line and get immediately!
Usually!
Cas1n0 astronaut
I'd listen to that rock album. Reverend Horton Heat?
into my congressional
Fantasy politics hit spam!
before the U.N.
There was: the League of Extraordinary Nations!
Group exacting teens !
Yup, we're hiring.
decelerate idol
Seacrest ouuuuuuuuut.....
Your favorite Television Series On DVD
I've checked, and you're lying. Come to think of it, "Square One TV" sounds like stock spam.
Growth Extreme
Cancer, basically.
Your money, old-fashionedness
Business models are fashionable again!
Better Future, weeping honey locust
You'll get that Cheerios deal someday!
How much does your image cost?
The marginal cost of looking in a mirror is almost zero?
smuggling mores
You gave them a RECEIPT? Oh Edith, that simply isn't DONE!
Dr YOUR NAME, how does that sounds?
J.K. Rowling needs to find subtler ways to do fanservice.
Doctors: Eat like a whale.
On Big Pharma's dime!
majority finally and paltry unanimity
Bush is getting really hard to please.
Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we diet
OK, that made me laugh. "Lord, grant me chastity and continence, but not yet!"
oxen thyself.
"'Odo, be a chair.' I'm a chair. 'Odo, be a razorcat.' I'm a razorcat. Life of the party... I hate parties."

(Sumana) From Brendan's Uncle John:

* Claim Your Complimentary Gril!
       Yowza! (huh? ahem...) I see now that it says gril.

* Enjoy 350 Delicious Recipes Prepared in Under 30 Minutes
       Five-second meals! That's what I call fast food!

* Does your girl like surprises?
        Not really, but my gril does.

* Want A Personal Navigator?
       Hmm. Does he look like Race Bannon?

* Unbelievable Mortgages for Americans
       Maybe the Albanians will fall for it.

* Suprise for your woman...
       Get her a new gril!

* FreeStoreClub
       Used by a Wal-Mart greeter before his incarceration.

(Sumana) They Call Me Dr. Pain: Lots of spam advertises diet pills, mortgages, porn, junk stocks, etc. You can never be too rich, too thin, or too orgasmic. But a few really disgusting specimens advertise free green cards (proof of legal US permanent residency), or an HIV conference:

The first five hundred (500) people to tender their application letter will be given the Anti-Retrovirus drugs (ARV) free.

So I give thanks that most spam only appeals to our greed, libido, and negative body image.

Daily Free Things
See, this is what I'm talking about. Casting the wide net.
Re: born or ever existed,
Again, the shotgun approach to market segmentation.
Late Brother samuel Doe
The topic of the book, My Brother Sam Is Dead: By The Way, I Could Use Your Bank Account Info by Mariam Abacha.
From: morton neighbors Subject: medical update
NEED TO CUT DOWN ON THE SALT
office xp sale harpy
Now, now, there's no need to talk like that about the Business Software Association.
Clever Island
Here on Clever Island / Our house is made of spam.
Football not good.
Oh, come on, I hear great things about Friday Night Lights.
Cozening S. Seventeens
What's worse, cuddling with seventeen-year-olds or with copies of Seventeen?
former combat pilot strikes it rich
George Clooney was in that movie!
The limitation of the Photon Hypothesis
It's fake! It has "faux" right in the name!
Like being in my 20s again
Oh, I'm so sorry for you.
standard industrial classification).
Electronic mail, Unsolicited, Commercial, Ineffective, Amusing.
get the piece of paper on the wall you've always wanted
A Magic Eye?
"you asked for proof well here it is" right next to "I'm tired of working so damn hard all the time."
I don't remember signing up for that email-based SimCorporation MMORPG.
Expansion of the Gospel right next to Without Eve, there would have been no Adam. Viagra for both!
Man does not live on bread alone....he also needs Viagra! Let them eat Viagra!
Soft for Macintosh
I'm inordinately fond of Apple myself.
For our collective interest and benefit.
My five-year plan: become a communist!
The Blonde and the Sheep.
Hi, ho, the derrio...