Spam As Folk Art for 2006 November

(Sumana) La Spam:

• The Format. !!! .

  I remember when that radio station switched to all-talk.

• Re: needled memory grows

  "The army, from generals to privates, upon its return, did nothing but discuss how good it is in foreign lands. A comparison with their own country naturally brought up the question, Why should it not be so in our own land?

  "At first, as long as they talked without being hindered, it was lost in the air, for thinking is like gunpowder, only dangerous when pressed...."

• THE Perfect Vacancy

  1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

• Stop the Flow of Internet Garbage!

  If spam is like pollution, then spammers should be buying pollution credits from me.

• Imagine there`s no fat

  It's easy if -- look, pie!

• Extra power. Don't think. Just act.

  [Add another Bush Administration joke here -ed.]

• EREC:TUS-PO:WER

  I am Erectus, F***er of Worlds!

• Multi-Kulturell = Multi-Kriminell

  Catchy, yet inaccurate.

• Dying to get website traffic? Problem Solved - Read this-mendelssohn construct

  Classical music played ominously in the background as Clarifying Q. Objectively furtively picked up the wrench...

• You have an invitation to the goddess circle

  That's what my husband says.

(Sumana) mining geology one-reeler: A cautionary tale for election season: But they need to remember how often defendant defined by self-flagellates.

(Sumana) Misdirected Violence: If you've languished without an update, don't forget Leonard's older spam mockery. Also, Benjamin passed me these:

I came. I saw. I shot two donkeys - Complex Sales Process (Part II)

From: LORD OF THE RINGS
Subject: BLAST YOUR BUDDY WITH A HOBBIT

(Sumana) Best Spam Tagline Ever:

Where we can accurately share a shower with our avocado pit.