Spam As Folk Art for 2006 May

(Sumana) A New Level of Inadequacy: "make better burning desires"

(Sumana) Miracle Deflation:

Do you believe in miracles??? If not then you surely will now. Coz for the first time Adobe Acrobat 6.0 Pro at 79.95 available at this kind of price.

Some miracle.

(Brendan) Spam Name or Desperate Message?: Sunflowers R. Carnivores

(Kevan) Don't open!:

• Father fuckking splendid daughter!

  Congratulations on the birth of your child!

• Can't buy expensive software? Look here!

  I say! Steady on!

• Pay attention this one is moving

  What did I tell you? Shoot them in the head.

• Don't open! Don't do it! hehe!

  Reverse psychology doesn't work so well if you giggle.

• urgent news redundant

  Something else just in...

• Get some green backs for summer vacations

  With our new, FDA-rejected tanning lotion.

• I ask myself the same questions every day.

  No, you ask me the same questions every day.

• HaHa you wouldn't believe!

  And now you're going to hell!

• Check it out, it's free, find a match in your area

  Check the ashtrays of your local bar or cafe.

• Could this Stock Rock?

  We can't hear you at the back!