Spam As Folk Art for 2006 August

(Leonard) It's A Year's Subscription Of Bad Spam:

• your pr man is back hlun

  Maybe you should take a couple more days and get over that cold.

• CHINA + INDIA = CHINDIA

  My God, man, what have you done?!?!

• RE:Attention Required

  Death of a Spammer

• You Email address has won $1,000,000.00 USD.

  My email address has retired and I can't use it anymore.

• Amazing as long as you are with us,time can affect you little sprue

  In the magical Spam-Glade.

• U Know What U Want - A Sat Truck Directory Of Course!

  A spirited effort, for sure.

• ADVERTISE WITH US & WATCH YOUR BUSINESS EXPLODE!

  Is that a threat?

• Everyone Need This Adam

  That's how I feel about good ol' Adam Kaplan.

• heavy metal unfailing

  It was a rock and roll creation.

• web site Nonsense!

  I couldn't agree more.

• survivor

  Self-aware spam indulges in wishful thinking

• Congratulations You Have Won

  Kurt Cobain lives on, in spam.

• get a body like the stars

  Fuse hydrogen!

• fw : Penis size report

  Full of suggestive histograms.

• hedonist Feel your best with one of our replica watches! cheater

  Know your audience.

• FWD:just another fish in the sea radio

  The unsuccessful competitor to ham radio.

(Kevan) The Butterfly Effect:

Your money, Nodus secundus
Your cash, nonny-nonny
Your future, Mid-cambrian

(Brendan) Sandoz: They've actually forgotten their computer. Sandoz stares. After months underground, subjected to mind-bending experiments by these dispassionate monsters, he's suddenly alone with an open laptop. He crawls over and it's not even password-locked--rescue! Salvation! No sense in trying to reach a few confidants: the old relay box in his Santa Monica basement will send it to the whole damn Internet if he wants.

Sandoz blinks, trying to shake off the effects of the latest brainshuffle. Bootsteps in the hall. He's only got time for a few words.

²ˆÄ“àÇå_, he types desperately. @@@@Ÿ“à‚Å•s—Ï!

(Leonard) The Honesty Spam:

Subject: Spam from Vasya.

Hi my diar friend!
This is the spam message for you.
Vasya.