- Stop fighting with your male friend and start taking the blue pill.
Let's just get this film over with, Neo.
- She will want to give you the head right under the table in a restaurant.
In a black plastic bag. Have the cash ready in used bills.
- Get more confidence with our amazing product!
Our advertising department are addicted to it!
- Your big male thing will support you in any situation.
... Any situation?
- Downloads of the Programs!
In cinemas this Friday.
- If you want to be a real man - be him!
That guy over there. No, the one in the grey jacket.
- Your body will resist any other watch than a Submariner.
We cut a deal with government innoculation programmes in '86.
- This is your best roll
Don't forget you get a +1 bonus from the amulet.
- Tired of being kidded about your limited dimensions?
Hey, Flatlander, what's up?
- Your wrist is screaming for a new watch.
This thick leather strap should muffle it.
- Real diplomats wear only Submariner SS watches.
Because diplomatic immunity covers public indecency laws.
- Get a supernatural power by taking this generic tablet.
That's not much of a backstory.