Software Calculated to Drive You Mad: Bagatelles


Bagatelles

Simple pieces of software, usually web-based. Not cross-categorized to avoid cluttering up the other categories.

# BBS2ANSI June 20, 1999 License: GPL Perl
BBS2ANSI is a Perl script which correctly converts Wildcat!-style BBS color codes to standard ANSI color codes. It lets you specify strings to substitute in for the BBS/caller information codes. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you don't need it. But I needed it, and it took me a while to find all the information I needed to write it, so if you do need it, I've already done the work for you.

By the way, Wildcat! is no longer owned by Mustang; they sold it to a company called Santronics. Another piece of information it took me a long time to find. They don't recognize the fact that I was a paying customer of Mustang, though, so I couldn't get any technical information from them.


# Dada Pokey - License: BSD-style Perl
A suite of programs for randomly shuffling and generally having fun with Pokey The Penguin comic strips.

# Document tree printer 1999 License: GPL Perl
Takes a URL and turns it into a list of links to the various components of the URL. Useful for automatically inserting navigation links in your web pages.

# Dog Bites Dog - License: BSD-style Python
Scrapes 'offbeat' news headlines and recombines them to make them even more 'offbeat'. Two command-line scripts, one of which generates HTML.

# Fast Jack's Floating Hall Of Craps 1996-2000 License: BSD-style Python
Second in the series of "x's House of y" simulations, FJFHoC is a Python simulation that gives odds on craps. Originally a C++ program which has been lost in the mists of time.

# Mail viewer 1998-2002 License: BSD-style Python
A simple, spamproofed web-based frontend to viewing email messages (specific, preselected email messages, not whatever ones are in, eg, an IMAP account).

# Monty Hall's Hall Of Doors - License: GPL Perl
A CGI simulation of the Monty Hall Paradox. Nifty features galore. If this doesn't convince you, you can't be convinced.

# The McSweenifier Released March 17, 2001 License: BSD-style Python
Formats your pathetic attempts at McSweeney's stories as though they had actually been approved and published. Shameless as only software can be, it will dutifully format as McSweeney's stories things which don't look like McSweeney's stories at all.

The (rather tepid) irony is that the McSweeney's folks could actually get some good use out of this program, since it looks like they do all their HTML by hand.


# Tonight's String 2002 License: Murder Public License Python
A tiny publisher for updated-daily content, useful when the content is a short string (such as a quote of the day). Choose each day's content randomly or following an order you specify. Includes an archive viewer and an RSS feed. Used to power Tonight's Episode.


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