From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
There once was a lady of Corning
There was a young girl from the city
TV news can be purged of this blight.
With a hard-on he walked down the street
You say that your mom got new hose?
I once home wine-making tried.
Hill woke up Bill, a cheap shot...
If you had the mistaken impression
There's an Arizona town they call Ink.
There was an old Scotsman of Fife
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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