From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
Women's lib Steinem, Glorious Gloria!
There once was a pretty young maid
An ugly young hooker named Milly
A voluptuous maid from Montrose
Says my girlfriend, "It's not really lewd"
I live near a hospital, so
In the forest a woodsman named Lee
A moral young lady named Pease
There is IRREFRAGABLE notion
The Clinton Presidency's filled with strife.
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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