Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

I learned to right English reel well. When alone in the night with no belle. Just give me a chance 'Cross her thighs, then advance Tonight I am going to raise Hell! A Xaist-orb was spotted to port. Will usually furnish support. The things that I mean It's unfair and obscene I have nothing more to report. In a lewd diplomatic community The staffs are usually getting immunity. In the woods, one fine day That made them that way. And create party ire and disunity. Just back from New York, Cowpoke Bellows Was asked by the other ranch fellows For a man who was true. So "How do you do?" For some of their ladies are fellows. In the 60s we never did see The gifts that the girls leave for me. Then off to my bed She fashioned the head How beautifully white must your bum be.

A wire-winder caught his wire in the winder. An inch of plate steel wouldn't hinder. And so few inhibitions No in vitro additions... He was just burning legal tinder. I'd not be in the President's shoes. And most thought that Big Blue would lose. Then at nine forty-five And the time that I thrive But probably orthodox Jews. What a tangled web they wove With a most unattractive old cove. She said, "Don't be silly..." It shrivels my willy. And sauted your cream on the stove. "But why masquerade as a nun?" But soon HAPPY BIRTHDAY is done. Then she purred like a kitty Is small, pert, and pretty. "And you're sure to enjoy quite a few, son." Frank roams through the streets of New York Whose Pa made a fortune in pork. One day I might choose Some opium glues Which made him as tough as a cork.

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.