From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
To beat up the red-coated British
Now hospital doctors must deign
A DIGLOT I knew said, "Among"
Your raspberry nipple's a dream!
Two bright boffins named Watson and Crick
The birthday's today -- it's the first
Icelanders like to glory in
With satellite dishes I'm able
The old woman who lived in a shoe
A young lass was eagerly steering
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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