From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
They say he's most charming and debonair
But of course old Pooh Bear had a sister!
There once was a clumsy young lad
McCain and Finegold mean to storm
At the circus, a man from Niagara
It's only human nature after all
On a warm south sea island did Bert
My babe is a calculus ace.
An expert onanist named Bart
There was a young fellow named Kevin
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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