From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
Napoleon, man, was he kinky!
At a circular barm they were able
Quite lewdly, a sailor named Bass
The funeral worker had started
Mr Martin, I've looked all around
"I jerk off in the shower," said Dean
Are there other things Starr will get to?
The dentist avoided delays
Miss Manners says ladies should brace
There was a young fellow nost willing
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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