Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

By this time, I'd spent all my money. Word play, so bright, sweet as honey. Or higher depending My garden and bending Got me obsessed with boffing a bunny. On Sundays they capture the air First gave our Miss Marple a scare. To give 'em your brawn Till your memory's gone! Plus five bucks, with a tip that is rare. A lawyer is a beagle While the events are all perfectly legal. Pills, oysters, and honey That said, "Pay me money." By sending over Eddie the Eagle. A very fat girl in despair Arranges her body with care. I'm a homonym, yes! To relieve all this stress. As long as there's fellows to stare. As part of his schooling, young Kent When in bed her husband was spent. "Who's dong is the bigger?" Than calling him "nigger". But with Jane it was pay as you went.

Near the front at Liege, a young whore But find yourself here on the floor. And when someone grabs "Would you care for some crabs?" Who was standing below, by the door. I once shopped Supermarkets for grapes Captured treasure and carried out rapes He has double joints At interesting points Dates, prescriptions drugs, video tapes. There was a young lady of Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling. That I'm slightly queer... You'll hear me cheer And tonight we shall drink till we're reeling. An affluent man of great wealth Leads to DEGRINGOLADE of family's health. Never once to feel shame And I said, "Are you game?" They then introduce them by stealth. Without the act of contrition He claimed he'd a more important mission. A kind and fond greeting Her chores, while she's beating The lawyer and the first politician.

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.