Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

They say he's most charming and debonair I am glad you have chosen to share. Can you tell by the glow That he was on show I will not be known as their Pierre. But of course old Pooh Bear had a sister! In restraining the lecherous Mr. Its undulant motions New chemical potions That's growing in her like a blister. There once was a clumsy young lad Divulged why diseases she had. When cute female teens Combination machines Understandably, you were so mad. McCain and Finegold mean to storm The stronghold, all cuddly and warm Gentle Bess in her bed You don't need to give head. 'Twould take a new hairpulling form. At the circus, a man from Niagara Accidentally took ten Viagra. Then she gets randy Get randy with Mandy You know the one they call Viagra.

It's only human nature after all Was accused of having one ball. I want someone here You'll be delighted to hear. Your stogie's not too thick or tall. On a warm south sea island did Bert But I still haven't lifted her skirt. She said, "Judge, you're so cute!" De suite', he had a cubed root! If lucky perhaps free dessert. My babe is a calculus ace. And I'll wait until Mother says grace. 'Cause under the table To clear out the stable Compared with sex during the race. An expert onanist named Bart Took powerful Louis's plush throne apart. Already we gives 'em (A black curse upon them) "'Cause his heart's not the operative part" There was a young fellow named Kevin Said, "You know my name, Father Kevin." And the number is high Bill said, "That's a damn lie!" "But don't call me God, call me Kevin."

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.