From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
I dislike all this crude notoriety
Ascondas will grow in the trees
How varied the family Sen!
I heard that in hair, you don't lack.
A dumb TV addict named Joe
The roseate cheeks of the RUDDY
In O'Reilly's pub, a young lass
Now, Betty the pot head's story
There once was a man with a beard
My ignorance here I am showing.
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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