From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
Michael Shannon is the tallest kid.
The crew of the Enola Gay
The mohel just couldn't decide
They say it was Copilot Falk
There was a young lecher named Lapp
A rabbi is now quite a hero.
Ophelia endeavored to sing
A helicopter pilot named Danny
I had Anne Marie in my crib
Said the host of this little soiree
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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