Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

Yes, Mexico's trees are quite full
And we really got going, no bull!
She had sex with an oar
On that whore's smelly bore.
But they had to admid he had 'pull'.
From his coffin does Dracula climb.
Was a victim of Paris street-crime.
Back against the flow
With a lady it's so
What they did does not fit in this rhyme.
A flat-chested girl was denied
They make the path where I stride.
His friend, a bit nervous
She knew once room service
Lady drivers she cannot abide.
The knight in his shiny armor
Sings Vivaldi while wearing his armour.
Though the sport that he sought
To be cooked but he fought
Daughters of noble or farmer.
There was a young fellow named Baker
Many though mistook her for a Quaker.
"These little white slips"
Where young woman's lips
All in the name of his Maker.
A skillful inventor named Cass
A proctologist of very high class.
"Lost my tackle", he groaned
"I need to be boned."
He said, "Three inches north of the ass."
The hobbyists find that the pros
Well, that's how it normally goes.
From the baron of "rah"
When some dumb bourgeois
But also my little pink rose.
An anatomy student at Yale
Was having a cold piece of tail.
He vowed, as his stool
Is a shocker, you fool!
"They're announcing 'Here's pussy for sale!'".
I went out, intending to score.
To build a man right from the core.
But she now rues the day
The church bell had to play
That bitchy lady sure was no more!
The lodgings of cowboys are humble.
(For still I was up for a tumble).
But there's one girl in black
Then we'll have to track
"An attempt at an interesting fumble."

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.


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