From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
Or else some political chap
Some scurrilous lies 'bout my sox
A cautious young fellow named Luntz
When the dick that she sliced from the lug
With a Moor, you can never be sure
BLIGHTY, UK home, has got by me.
It is said that Bill's equally fond
A spermotozoa called Ed
Two women are always a draw
Should Poppa find out, will he slaughter?
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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