From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
Yes, Mexico's trees are quite full
From his coffin does Dracula climb.
A flat-chested girl was denied
The knight in his shiny armor
There was a young fellow named Baker
A skillful inventor named Cass
The hobbyists find that the pros
An anatomy student at Yale
I went out, intending to score.
The lodgings of cowboys are humble.
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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