From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
He hung from the ceiling and eyed her.
In three years from today, I'll be thin!
An especially sly Ayatollah
If you had any lingering notion
There was a girl named Yeti
Clean lims are boring, no fun!
They've taken a Polack joke poll
"My god you're so slack and so loose!"
On Punxsutawney Day
So what's with campaigning prose?
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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