Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

I was so enamoured with Randall
Destroying her Halloween candle.
Why'd he two time his dame?
And hence the dog's name...
Used not just the brush, but the handle!
The club for the social elite
Had a very weird fetish for feet.
An easier job
Cried, "From me this will rob"
"I go back and beat on my meat."
A Christian says, Go Jesus, Go!
All wrote the same stuff, don't you know.
L.A.'s sheriff did score
Supporting the war.
"These side-effects quite often show."
Many moments stood motionless there
But most of the nuns didn't care.
The filthy young whore
I go down to the shore
And must to your own means repair.
The tits of Elizabeth Jean
Though a good one can also be clean.
She'd jiggle her rump
Then she gave it a thump
Decreed her kissage be unseen.
I figure it is worth a fight
Have vast editorial might.
So don't think I'm bragging.
Interest is flagging
Is get out of bed, Sir, and write.
Most atoms that make up your worth
With a phallus of thumping great girth.
Then the first thing I think
There it was o'er the sink...
And he fucked them four deep on the earth.
The old man lay dying, disgusted
And my manhood has since become rusted.
"She might let me go out"
And then feed from a spout
"To polish a tool that has rusted."
There once was a ravenous fairy
Already assume that she's scary.
But they only can win
Over "over" therein
And stole away old Mary's Cherry!
"Madam, I'm Adam," said he.
And quite soon some surprises we'll see.
When a hot-handed date
And the hospital's great.
In bulk, on their tender new Box Tree.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.

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