Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

That's funny. She must have a twin. Who put all the blokes in a spin. Their violence she'll quell You will do very well. I was just not the man I had been. I would rather have that Animal Gore For girls, though I've known three or four Till a long public kiss "There's nothing amiss." For Gore bore, I'd go for some more. Miss Davies was there, dressed in wool Who had sheared all the sheep, one bag full. But if you took flight She sure looked a sight... And see if you're slinging the bull! A colonel who served in Karachi Made everyone think Liberace. Then each week Billy Bob On a White House blow job. A great aerial for the Hitachi. There was a magician named Herridge "Connubial life I disparage." A walled-in estate Now, isn't that great! On the twenty-third day of her marriage.

B is for bad little Bridget Could piss the hat off of a midget. When she played them together I'd like to know whether "You said you'd be good as Gidget!" Sally suns in the nude in her yard South africa's brightest new bard. Just stick it right in For Marx to rush in But flips her and plays his hole card. A fine chap from England there was Who put on a show for a cause. But imagined he thought A POLYGLOT ought "I'm going back to the land of OZ." I know that their likely intention That Lay would be smart for abstention. That his dates fear to screw. To a gent such as you. With the help of some divine intervention. There once was a lucky soothsayer Where Miller was known as a player. But in Thessalonians Three "Till I'm turned to a tree." Said the mayor, "I'm just a surveyor."

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.