Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

"Goodbye then," said Janine and started Gave a push and my butt cheeks they parted. Now, Archie, stay calm... Will do u no halm. Poor Boudy, she died broken hearted. His bowstring by far was too short. Aussies were good for a last resort. He didn't reply And the reason why Saying the evidence won't stand up in court. For one month we now have to wait The "owners" who provide each plate When an old whore appeared And not where I'd feared There's a hotdog van parked by the gate. With all the abortions each morn Or a day to speak a lot of corn. And still like to flash No more secrets for cash! At the end, and the edges were worn. A big-bottomed, flat-breasted lass Who had the most beautiful ass. They contorted a knot Of course, and why not? Which should be banned from cooking class.

She's only 16 and she's learning In matters of sex was discerning. All though, it's all Please, everyone call And he talked to the bush that was burning. The dry cleaners, Smith, Parker and Bose Might make a new thrill, but who knows? They have been up all night 'Til the oven door's tight. And her skin becomes suffused with rose. Some folk turn to joke books or funny I said just this morn to my honey. Her black and white dress Are that you have to guess I pay her Confederate money. There was a young woman named Meg "Don't travel around here, I beg." But astute renovation Shows a high correlation She sputtered, "That's not an arm, it's a leg." I once asked the Bishop of Leigh Not terribly famous, you see. They both have their Priests But they fucked her, the beasts! I've still time to go on a spree!

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.