Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

Your petals are hot and on fire
Of a priest in a Ford with crossed wire.
If that cop has a round
When he laid on the ground
She thanked God for the boys in the choir.
B F Skinner said, "Thoreau I'm fond"
Of young women, both brunette and blonde.
Your ace in the hole
When you have the whole
"Now may I skinny dip in your pond?"
You CAITIFF cad, you're the worst.
With, hunting for gluttons of wurst.
With his nose in the air
Caused bro's passion to flare.
And did not know which end to set first.
The search for work APOLLONIAN
Also defy laws Newtonian.
He tendered one mark
In the dark, in the park...
His punishment was more than DRACONIAN.
There was a young fellow named Nate
Are enabled, like camels, to mate
If she brushes her arm
To a land of charm.
Mmmm baby, that really was great!
Shall I write out a limerick poem?
In Georgic, fete champetric poem.
"To a T" is perfection.
He said, "This injection"
Writer of an anti-man poem.
To his nurse said the famous physician
So said Caesar, sans proof or admission.
My fiancee's a witch
While she's found her niche
From inadequate mouth dentition.
Once you've got a good notion with pith
Who sold the world on a myth.
He thought if he'd lay
I just meant to say
Then yelled, "I undoubtedly writhe!"
A prank that I'll do when I'm able
For you there's some soft furry sable.
Does it turn teeth yellow?
Or turn gums to Jello?
Out under the star o'er my stable.
Pure joy, I recall, would prevail
Was arrested; the comet's bright tail
Surely honor your chart
His invention would start
And from then on was not very male.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.

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