Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

So truly, we had a fine chain. When somehow you don't have a brain. He watered them lots Or little green spots And strike Bush to reveal his disdain. You hear all those screams from George Hurst? Of typists whose lips are all pursed. Has seats commodious Or a PAAARRP most melodious? And then very suddenly he burst. The Papal Bull I thought was neat He had indeed heard of Travis's meat. To prime the old pump The "Dowager's Hump" To vomit all over the street. I for one would never balk With a lady, I started to talk. Fine head of hair! Designed by Claude Pierre To sound both like dove and like hawk. Their squeals as I set them alight That both precedes and follows the night. He traveled so fast My mate was aghast! Bound to show me her beam, with delight.

Says Paddy, "What are you folks about?" There are some, I'm afraid, who miss out. Send the men to the back To vibrate your crack. And if pains will cause him to pout. There was a young man from Melrose Was wearing air tight pantyhose. And when in a corner Who lives down a corner As in 8 or 9 figure portfolios. When my heart is broken and blue The press isn't bowing on cue. He employed the rear seat Hence I favor bare feet. "I swear I'll always be Frank with you.'" Why thank you! If all this is true. My Darling: small waist beneath two They shed more light "You're the Kingfish, all right." It's best to leave many than phew. A worn-out old harlot named Mame And people of art say the same. Their mission: To hunt All moldy in front. "Don't suck when you blow it. That's lame!"

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.