Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

Who runs in the whole human race? That had a long tail, but no face. Is her inspiration. "Is God's great creation!" 'Cause with me, you can't get to first base. It happened that Cathy and Larry Or have me some fun 'fore I marry? I'd rejoin anew (On occasions) and two When drunk and on top. Bloody scary! When TYPHOON, the brick wall of the sea You get wholesale, the same as me. Well, what can I say? 'Tis better to play Renewed hope for the "Land of the Free!" A daring young man from Rangoon But he got there a little too soon. I hope one of these days In a huff and a blaze. There's a chance I'd recover by noon. A tourist from Nyack named Durkee And the wine makes me queasy and quirky! But Eric draws groups And I'll even send troops. Even now, a year later, he's jerky.

Okay Ellen, now we're alone. And thought that his flock would atone. If he gives you a fright There's a tasty delight I'm sure he will locate the zone. There once was a girl named Loretta She definitely fell so much betta Young studs one pays To see their own Mae's She fucked herself with a Beretta. SARDOODLEDOM, don't care to visit. And Puddletown; places to visit. But when it was cold Had to be told Jack Kevorkian came for a visit. Why pick on poor Starr and poor Hyde? Who took an eighteen year old as a bride. If lads don't perform With a snatch, sweet and warm. The neighbour was spanking her hide. A rabbi, a priest, and a nun Let's shed clothes and get on with the fun. He screamed for his mummy That bulge in your tummy We cleaned off the ceiling when done.

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.