From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
You guys all have tailors, I see.
A nasty old fellow called Mark
"My shrink for an outrageous fee"
"Electrons all jumbled like rice?"
Now Sister, you're being uncool
A frugal young lady named Lee
Or should I forget about health
That descent past the end-zone she met
Two Catholic sisters named Dunn
Does your vibrator have a pet name?
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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