From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
I was so enamoured with Randall
The club for the social elite
A Christian says, Go Jesus, Go!
Many moments stood motionless there
The tits of Elizabeth Jean
I figure it is worth a fight
Most atoms that make up your worth
The old man lay dying, disgusted
There once was a ravenous fairy
"Madam, I'm Adam," said he.
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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