From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
Your quest for that girl named Amelia An old flyer with genital twitch The rear cheeks of a Chickie in Goshen The problem with writing a verse A cyberspace junkie named John |
I'll share this if you'll promise to scoff "Now here is the weather", he said I would make a run for the gold. Solving problems can be such a fright. He's Popeye the backdoor man. |
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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