From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
The lawyer then gave a donation
There once was a man named Kerry
I've never been strapped in the buff.
Fitness folk say no pain means no gain.
The '60's; free love and all that.
He announced proudly, "I'm on the brink"
Would Clinton submit to castration?
An American lawyer named Bates
A bikini-clad maiden named Bella
An expiring programmer of Devon
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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