Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

The bishop, determined to dwell And throw in an extra "L". By a gal he gave flack. 'Til he finds one, then back And I'm so fucking happy -- I YELL!!! This fellow perhaps has the gift; he PHANTASMAGORIA "free." Such as ivory and jade Their memories just fade. Of non-backdoor places on thee. There was a young lady from Wheeling Transplanted a prick to the ceiling. Just making enough It will really be tough So she called on them when she was peeling. Until then, I'm having a fit But just remember to eat it. "There's a book they all want." But what I most want "But I never have seen such a pit." The proctologist said, "I'd adore a kiss." That claim I am quick to dismiss. Said philosopher Sklar It's stuck in the jar! The ideas's too perfect to miss!

From dark corners of mystic Siam She played on old Rhett like a ham. She's scored with the stars At restaurants and bars. The best thing that rhymes here is "cram". Says Poirot: "It's puzzed I am." The winner is simply a ham. He said, "I profess" From her brother, I'd guess. When competing, making grand slam. I wonder why 'twas such a shock The best that they ever did clock. But our cabin neighbors Of success in his labors. For his bite was much worse than his Bach. When he fired John, the big boss let slip My sweatshirt and socks I'll off whip. Its dependability nears It appears engineers But instead, poor Monica did Tripp. A nice gentle man from Crowder A lady would gargle fish-chowder. They're marvelous grub! As 400, a snub. Two additional cheeks they can powder.

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.