From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
His sponsors have the demographic
Lightbulb? I'm surprised it is on.
The OSHA inspector named Bart
The reason it's called gonorrhea
Two sisters called Netty and Norah
I am glad to report the prognosis
A cellist abandoned his bow
Mary Ann saw a dress so fantastic!
A DISPUTATIOUS "Don Juan"
Abe Lincoln might have made this pun
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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