From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
If you're out of the race, I won't sob.
"The priest has said we must wear clothes"
A Dianic group in St Croix
It's no fun, this being a nudist!
His enemies all like to boast
Bill and Hillary had big dreams of Camelot
"Oh god!", I thought, watching the match
While I slap my head and say "doh!"
When I think of the things that for fun
There was a blues singer named Elvis
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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