Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

Oh Ogg, we're afraid you might kill us I choke exhaust fumes and fuss. Unless 'twas a re-run Crashing into the sun? And he bled all over the bus. Says George Bush: Vote for me, it's a must! They'd not with protection fussed. May he be reminded by us It's just great globs of pus. And then they can charge by the thrust. A bullfighter whose name was Juan To her timorous swain, "Why, you're shy, John." Although we revere I am coming, I fear! While she sucked on his big bon bon. From only sparse data can we cull Bill was feeling so listless and dull. That true love did not soothe For the path was not smooth. There's lamp fragments stuck to your skull. November the second's the day And exclaimed, "Oh, don't throw that away!" But I'm very frustrated Miss Cash was impregnated. And garnishee all of your pay.

Two nudists riding a horse Who was superior, of course. Not any dumb fool When he voided his stool The high price of getting divorce. Do your pantyhose gussets get wet Who got that way from having "et" Will I be bolder "A Candlestick holder." But till then; I'm in everyone's debt. Poor Tony the barber's forlorn There's still life in my old saddle-horn. But when shipwrecked a while They might wear a smile 'Cause it's much quicker downloading porn. I once met Peter, I'll say! My muse is reluctant to play. Once let out a roar Is a Montreal whore Soothe AGITA of each new day. Five gay fellows sauntered into Then color my green hide all blue! Have help from my chair. To all those who dare On his firk'n head, was that you?

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.