Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

Who runs in the whole human race?
That had a long tail, but no face.
Is her inspiration.
"Is God's great creation!"
'Cause with me, you can't get to first base.
It happened that Cathy and Larry
Or have me some fun 'fore I marry?
I'd rejoin anew
(On occasions) and two
When drunk and on top. Bloody scary!
When TYPHOON, the brick wall of the sea
You get wholesale, the same as me.
Well, what can I say?
'Tis better to play
Renewed hope for the "Land of the Free!"
A daring young man from Rangoon
But he got there a little too soon.
I hope one of these days
In a huff and a blaze.
There's a chance I'd recover by noon.
A tourist from Nyack named Durkee
And the wine makes me queasy and quirky!
But Eric draws groups
And I'll even send troops.
Even now, a year later, he's jerky.
Okay Ellen, now we're alone.
And thought that his flock would atone.
If he gives you a fright
There's a tasty delight
I'm sure he will locate the zone.
There once was a girl named Loretta
She definitely fell so much betta
Young studs one pays
To see their own Mae's
She fucked herself with a Beretta.
SARDOODLEDOM, don't care to visit.
And Puddletown; places to visit.
But when it was cold
Had to be told
Jack Kevorkian came for a visit.
Why pick on poor Starr and poor Hyde?
Who took an eighteen year old as a bride.
If lads don't perform
With a snatch, sweet and warm.
The neighbour was spanking her hide.
A rabbi, a priest, and a nun
Let's shed clothes and get on with the fun.
He screamed for his mummy
That bulge in your tummy
We cleaned off the ceiling when done.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.

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