Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

During summer I toil 'neath the sun. Looking up at the shelf is his fun. Her concupiscent yen Dig a bigger one, then And Clinton is under the gun. Breaking statures, a vandal named Custer You'll get me all in a fluster. "A peck on the cheek" With a rhythm and peak Reducing organics it can muster. I went to a horse sale, a farce. That memory space was so sparse. Some people did say To feel good on the day "At last! Enough core for the parse". There was a young fellow named Viner And augur more major than minor. He remembered, "Oh rot!" He replied, "I think NOT!" The next line of a favorite one-liner. But the Bible says faith is the key He probed new frontiers with great glee. Approaching disaster She was found with the Pastor A lender nor a borrower be.

The Florida Secretary of State Whose beau was a spry eighty eight. I only tell lies They're really that size? "It must have been someone I ate." A misanthrope named Wyn N. Nims Was given to unnatural whims. Yet, the fun's there Henry thinks "Flanders Mare!" Then sing bawdy lines in the hymns. Those researching Genealogy So DENDROCHRONOLOGY She said, "We've never met!" And played hard to get. And was a subject of psychology. An M.I.T. student named Josh We are really quite low on the dosh. For young Chuck is as thick And opponents he'd trick And consider studies, just bosh! There was a young lady named Lottie Who drove every girl he met dotty. This fool for her God When he went for a prod. For they're black, brown, green-striped and spotty.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.