Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

Mathematicians one year went to ground Who crossed o'er the moor with a bound. Why can't these slobs Since she gathers galore knobs In a VD clinic you would be found. George said, "I can not tell a lie." Where cherubs have feathers to fly. We tried to have sex Conception does hex. He uses his palm to get by. There's an energy crisis! This nation Did Jeffrey succumb to temptation? Gentle Christians and Jews The name they'll refuse. To hid defects of their vocation. There was a young lady of Where? "If I have the girls shave off the hair?" When they asked if his pleasure Though not from his measure. The Dems said "We really don't care!" I did my young Sue in the sea. I think Petal's related to me. She hollered, "You creep!" Y'all welcome to keep Instead of out for the women to see.

Once a Burlesque star named Doris And her diaphragm proved to be porous. "You may trust and believe" What we have up our sleeve "Oh honey, do you think thesaurus." Now Fisk and his disk had a date To die of V.D. is his fate. When on Kenneth Starr's lap A Chinese and Jap... In FBI sweep really great. A sickly old codger named Hartz It's the old English pub game of darts. The time of commission It's my supposition And cute Valen encourages hearts. A horny old lecher named Fletcher A widely reputed old lecher. If they would just splash Will result from the bash Of turgid bull rams, you betcher...! I read in the paper today British sheep have turned him away. A quick starting stream But she started to scream Maybe Mabel the Mayor danced a ballet.

New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.

Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.