From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
During summer I toil 'neath the sun.
Breaking statures, a vandal named Custer
I went to a horse sale, a farce.
There was a young fellow named Viner
But the Bible says faith is the key
The Florida Secretary of State
A misanthrope named Wyn N. Nims
Those researching Genealogy
An M.I.T. student named Josh
There was a young lady named Lottie
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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