Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

Your quest for that girl named Amelia I was giving it to Ophelia. And the view that she took "Oh! Do come and look!" As an item of memorabilia. An old flyer with genital twitch For it seems she often would switch To climb right to the top I'll only make her stop Not "There goes the son-of-a-bitch!" The rear cheeks of a Chickie in Goshen Her kidney was Biblical Goshen. Is Monique De Plume If one dares to presume Of commandments from beyond Goshen. The problem with writing a verse And you need more and more of a purse. It was not for the pay Decided "Must play!" "We will just have to shoot him -- or worse!" A cyberspace junkie named John Who had such a very short skirt on But I will not dance At a great romance He contrived to dispense with a baton.

I'll share this if you'll promise to scoff And a machine with which he could spar off. While the Sultan's away To see Santa lay Newpaper head-line - "Jacques-Gough" "Now here is the weather", he said Spent all of his time in his bed And a scarf with a flare Live without care. Down the aisle they come, full speed ahead! I would make a run for the gold. it's cold Of me, sans my shirt. (That name makes my ears hurt) "As soon as one starts getting old." Solving problems can be such a fright. The secret wish that someone else might He progressed with his guile They once earned a smile And we can go out for a bite. He's Popeye the backdoor man. CASTRATION, so that he never can. By Miss June the Second But our lass hadn't reckoned No matter how much he might plan.

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.