From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.
"What's all this ailing, armed Knight?"
Dick and Jane one day came home from school
India thinks the A-bomb's just swell.
Two women who live in the West
We knew from the start that he lied.
The King's School in millions will score
It is hard to stay home on the range
I do solemnly swear to bestow
Hussein will now fear insurrection.
Disappointed and grieved was Miss Schick
New limericks are generated every five minutes. You can get six a day by following @DadaLimericks on Twitter. Or, take it highbrow.
Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.
Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.
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