Dada Da Dada Da Dum

From the 95,000 limericks in the Jim McWilliam collection, endless new limericks can be created through Queneau assembly. Here are ten.

An unhappy female from Sears Are a disgrace to their old Master peers. For signs of romance That there's little chance Can't stop without freezing its ears. Thank you, you're really quite kind. After they've been dined and wined. Ah woe betide For the small and wide If you're caught with another entwined... There was a licentious Lay Preacher Who's willing to be your new teacher. Feature food and wine He brought him in line Of some long-dead, hole-dwelling creature! I hear that your thing is tremendous All the ladies say it's stupendous. I lay on my back Before we hit the sack. For my injuries most horrendous. Down South there it's not quite the same. Were plenty I thought I would name. But surely the fact Those souls that she hacked. And she stares at his pants in a frame.

A Pentagon note:--Do not pamper The dog, quick for home now did scamper. She provides a swell time So answer in mime. The mishap on his mood put a damper. A sleep-around hussy named Brickle Picked the pick of her peppers to pickle. Save in girl's eyes I'm reducing my thighs... This letter would cost just a nickel. Young Icarus filled in the cracks Of his dynamic wings with some wax. For when I'm told to do The lead female said, "Who" Here's her husband! Good Heavens! Make tracks! In the fog, a young man of Cologne I've had my one small little moan After sucking a prick Makes that sucker stick. Insisted he'd ordered a scone. There once was a lady called Rose With cycles whose cause no one knows? So to better his scores With a couple of whores. For publicly picking their nose.

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Rhymes are calculated using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary. There are 1155 distinct sounds for the "A" rhyme and 1035 for the "B" rhyme.

Inspired by Dr. Andy Holding on The Science of Fiction.