News You Can Bruise for 2000 March 7

Here's an idea: the Drinking Game Drinking Game. [Andy Rooney]D'jever notice how drinking games are all kinda the same?[/Andy Rooney] What if you could abstract the various mean-spirited tropes found in drinking games into a set of rules that was itself a drinking game? eg. "Take one drink every time you drink because someone exhibited some mannerism of speech or annoying quirk." If a drinking game was going too slowly, this would be a perfect way to up the ante, as it were.