News You Can Bruise for 2000 June 29

I'm leaving tomorrow.

President Clinton: I'm pleased to announce the completion of the human genome map.

Jon Katz: My God! What a setback for troubled teens!

Suggestion for a Segfault article: a story about the human genome map headlined "Security Through Obscurity Loses Again". The rest is at your discretion. No one will do it, of course, and I won't be able to.