But sir, have you considered the many advantages of the non-legit lifestyle?
B in Oceans. Bleah. Shoulda gone to discussion. My total GPA looks to be 3.288. Oh well.
President Clinton: I'm pleased to announce the completion of the human genome map.
Jon Katz: My God! What a setback for troubled teens!
Suggestion for a Segfault article: a story about the human genome map headlined "Security Through Obscurity Loses Again". The rest is at your discretion. No one will do it, of course, and I won't be able to.