News You Can Bruise for 2002 May 29

Wed May 29 2002 07:12:

From a catalog: "His steaks are a work of art, so why shouldn't he sign them?" Because they're freaking steaks, that's why!

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Wed May 29 2002 09:05:

Dupont to launch soybeans into space; soybeans to pay $20 million apiece for privilege

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Wed May 29 2002 09:08:

Segfault-ish headline inspired by the "The Future of Panel Discussions" panel discussion the other day:

Mars Probe Finds Signs of Water Ice, Smirnoff Ice

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