headlines

Fri Apr 15 2005 12:14 Just Don't Let It Happen Again:

Ambiguous headline watch makes a return, with Mexico's Fox May Pardon Leftist Mayor for Election.

headlines

Mon Feb 28 2005 13:23:

I found this via Dog Bites Dog. I feel like this proves some point of mine.

headlines

(1) Fri Dec 17 2004 11:03 Amazing!:

Python shipped with DVD player! Uh, don't read the rest of that headline.

technology/languages/python headlines

Wed Jul 28 2004 12:38:

Losers Fall in Line Behind Party's Choice. In Soviet Russia, all newspaper articles have that headline!

headlines politics

Mon Jan 05 2004 15:53 FHW:

Web Site Will Revolve Around Mars

headlines places/space

Wed Oct 08 2003 14:09 MoreSensationalistComputerTradePress.com:

I'm branching out. Questions Dog Microsoft on Linux Studies should be "Dogs Question Microsoft On Linux Studies". Now that would be cool.

headlines

Fri Sep 26 2003 13:35 MoreSensationalistExaminer.com:

A couple days ago I saw "San Francisco Worships 'Idol'". C'mon, just lose the quotes!

headlines

Thu Jul 03 2003 13:15 While You Were Out, Damned Spot:

The most depressing part of coming back from a vacation is catching up on all the depressing things that happened while you were away. At least having a news aggregator makes it easy.

technology/software headlines

Fri Jun 20 2003 08:55 MoreSensationalistExaminer.com:

It's been a while, but "BART flies" should be "BART lies".

headlines

Wed Apr 09 2003 22:21 Most. Ambiguous. Headline. Ever. Watch:

I think the MTV News website has one guy who writes all the headlines, because all the headlines are similar in form and impossible to decipher unless you already know about the hot stars of the moment. I am abysmally ignorant of the hot stars of the moment, so I found the headline I saw today, "Lloyd Banks Ready To Make His Classic; Recalls Liver Shot, 50 At #1", a masterpiece of unexplained jargon and abbreviations. It brightened my whole day, thinking of things that headline could mean.

music headlines

Tue Feb 18 2003 22:07 Alternate Universe Glimpsed When Google News Strips Cultural Artifact Signifiers From Headline Watch:

R. Kelly Calls Out Foes, Entices Fans To Join Him At Chocolate Factory

music headlines

Thu Feb 13 2003 09:19 Fake Onion Editorial Headline:

I Thought We Had A Suicide Pact

headlines

Tue Feb 11 2003 07:46 Incredibly Ambiguous Headline Watch:

Hello! spoiler cost OK! dear

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Wed Feb 05 2003 10:08 Fair And Balanced Reporting:

Varied Views on Rampaging