News You Can Bruise for 2002 May 3

Fri May 03 2002 06:49:

Another reader-submitted Ambiguous Headline, this time from Sumana:

'The Osbournes' will return, Sharon says

Take that, Arafat!

headlines television politics

Fri May 03 2002 06:56:

Jake says to put the song up for everyone, so here it is: Android Assassin From Vega XV, The. (lyrics)

Fri May 03 2002 09:16:

Pathetic Search Requests:

fake msce certificate
how to win lotto with neural networks?

Fri May 03 2002 09:31:

Ganjasaurus Rex, the only movie to be IMDB categorized under both "dinosaur" and "cannabis".

biology/organisms/dinosaur

Fri May 03 2002 12:08:

There can be only one... Singleton, that is!

Fri May 03 2002 18:23:

Another from Andy (as the NYCB style guide now has him) Holloway, a classic Katzdot: Giving Thanks For Perverts. "Where would we be without them?", asks Andy.

Fri May 03 2002 21:51:

My mother sends the latest addition to the /abominations/ directory (which, now that I've read A Confederacy of Dunces, I realize to be a very Ignatius P. Riley-esque directory name): Why dogs kill their owners.