News You Can Bruise for 2002 September 15

Update: It's in CVS, and I'm using it here. I need to write the category documentation before I can release 1.4.0 though.

Update: I took some screenshots and made them part of the NewsBruiser site.

From Brendan, who says "Not that the multiple meanings are all that different, but still." Indeed... but still.

Old Joke: The doting mother and her son were walking along the beach when suddenly a huge wave came up and dragged the boy off to sea. The grief-stricken mother cried out to the Lord for deliverance, pleading for her son's life. Suddenly a shaft of heavenly light shone on the water and a boy crawled out of the ocean, coughing but otherwise unharmed. The mother inspected the child closely, then cast her gaze to the heavens and indignantly said, "He had a hat!"

New Interpretation: God rescued the wrong kid!

Bonus: hehadahat.org is available. (.com is taken but nothing's happening there, so according to my code of domain name ethics it's okay to take the .org). A good name for a weblog.