News You Can Bruise for 2003 September 9

Greg has my shady Cory Doctorow-luring scheme all figured out:

To cook and eat him is my theory.

Probably mix him into cookie dough.

I'd need a really big bowl. Another possibility: I'm going to try to recruit him into my SPECTRE-esque legion of archvillans, under the nom de archvillain of "Doctor Ow".