News You Can Bruise for 2004 November 30

Jake Berendes, who's been making stuffed animals, made a mola mola stuffed animal--before I asked him to!

I realize this revalation comes a bit late, but I've discovered we can use sophisticated search technology to determine people's relative political preferences. Judging from these search results, the new political dream ticket is a goat, teamed up with a dog.